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Frequently Asked Questions

 

Q: Is there a God?

A: I don't know.


Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: That depends upon your view. If you believe Genesis as described in the bible the first chicken appeared fully formed and presumably God took one of its ribs and made a girl chicken in order that there might one day be an egg. On the other hand if you believe in evolution and natural selection it was the egg, since at one point there must have been a chicken-like bird which gave birth to the first chicken egg.


Q: Hey, what's the point of it all, you know, when you get right down to it?

A: I don't really know but I try to reach my ideal situation i.e. Being happy, content, a film director, owning a motorbike living in a succesful communist society and having the ability to convincingly pull off the phrase: "Let's ride".


Q: Have you seen my baby?

A: I told you, no. Now leave me alone.


Q: Hold on, isn't the whole concept of the House of Lords massively un-democratic?

A: Yes.


Q: What's with your hair?

A: It's just hair. Give me a break!


A: Yes I am.

Q: Are you psychic?



Q: I suppose you think this page is funny do you?

A: yes

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